I've been shitting like a fucking mink.'ġ0) On American pizza: 'Have you seen this shit? Hawaiian Pizza? I cannot fucking believe it. It's like fucking steak tartare down there. Or I left my scooter at Cinnabon.'ħ) On his life back home: 'Generally in my life I am picked up by a Lincoln Town Car and taken behind tinted glass everywhere I want to go, isolated in a pod from humanity.'Ĩ) When asked by some Romans on the bus if he's Gordon Ramsay: ' I'm much nicer.'ĩ) Poop talk with Anthony Bourdain: 'I tell you I've been eating so much, my ass is like chapped raw. I still have a lunch date to attend.'Ħ) On why one might take the Metro: 'But Tony, I hate walking. You will be needing that real estate for good food, not room temperature eggs.'Ĥ) Bourdain's official stance on hipsters: 'I hate hipsters.'ĥ) On eating porchetta: 'Oh, and this was just a late-morning snack. In a perfect world, we all would.'ģ) On the importance of budgeting stomach space: 'You could have that delicious, ubiquitous hotel breakfast I guess, but you are seriously a fucking idiot if you do. On to the Quotable Bourdain - feel free to add your picks in the comments.ġ) On why you should take a taxi in Rome: 'Termini station is the massive transportation hub of Rome, and it's the center of suckdom as far as I'm concerned.'Ģ) Bourdain's best Roman travel tip: 'You should know a Roman.

Below, Bourdain's official stance on hipsters, health food, tourists, and all kinds of poop talk. In last night's episode of The Layover host/loveable curmudgeon/sunglasses connoisseur Anthony Bourdain went to Rome, where he challenged a pizzaiolo to make a delicious Hawaiian pizza and also got mistaken for Gordon Ramsay.

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